which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
3 hours ago · 333,068 notes
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
3 hours ago · 7,813 notes
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That is really, really inspiring, actually.
3 hours ago · 528,506 notes
Can we talk about the fact that when Clara left the Doctor in the barn and they took off, that was probably THE FIRST TIME HE EVER HEARD THE TARDIS SOUND?? He loves that sound. He could fly her without making that sound, but he loves that sound. And the first time he ever heard it was when the terror under his bed kept him company when he was alone and scared and gave him courage.
That sound gives hope
1 day ago · 361 notes
Whats that in the mirror, or the corner of your eye
What’s that footstep following, never passing by
Perhaps they’re not just waiting, perhaps when we’re all dead
Out they’ll come a slithering, from underneath the bed
1 day ago · 175 notes